Line the bottom of a 9-inch square pan with waxed paper and set aside.

Pour chocolate chips, sweetened condensed milk and salt into large heavy saucepan. Melt mixture over low hear, stirring constantly with a whisk. When mixture is completely melted, remove saucepan from heat. Pour in vanilla and dried mixed fruit. Use a wooden spoon to thoroughly blend fruit into chocolate mixture.

Pour chocolate mixture into lined pan and spread it evenly with you rubber spatula. Place pan in the refrigerator and chill for at least two hours.

When thoroughly chilled, invert chocolate mixture onto cutting board and cut into one inch squares.

Create loads of uniquely shaped diarrhea dumps by rolling each square between the palms of your clean, dry hands. Make some flat, round disks, some short, thick poops, and some long, skinny ones!

Makes about 2 pounds of dandy doo-doo.